Saturday, March 03, 2007

Someone explain to me why a urinal cake would be completely missing from a bathroom urinal? Now I know that eventually the urinal cakes disintegrate and/or chip off over a very long period of time from people that urinate sand and small stones apparently. But there is no reason why a cake would be there in the morning and then not there in the afternoon. Especially when the cake is actually in a plastic cage. The only possible reason would be a change in cakes, but of course this would involved a cake replacement. You know, where a new cake (that isn't invisible) gets replaced with the old one. This brings me to the only conclusion. There is someone who thinks it's funny to reach into the urine infested porcelain manifestation, lift up the cake holder, grab the urinal cake and then walk out of the bathroom with the cake in his hand. While I find this much more disgusting than power peeing sand, it is unfortunately much more believable.

3 comments:

Lindsay said...

It was NATE!!!

grettab said...

That would not surprise me. Concerning urinals and problems they may have: are you aware that in our old building, in my department, the upstairs urinal leaked through the floor into the boardroom? I asked Mr. Maintenance Man why a urinal would leak. He replied that it was clogged. In disbelief I asked what on earth could possible clog a urinal? (isn't it obvious that they are only used for peeing? I'm a girl and I understand the concept.) His reply: Hair. EWWWWW!!!! Lets think - what SORT of hair clogs a urinal? Your face is usually no where close so I'm guessing it doesn't come off your head. I suspect it was the same culprits that attach themselves to bar soap in the shower. And you wonder why women use body wash.

Jimmy said...

Bar soap grosses me the heck out. Why would you continue to wash your body with what you physically washed with yesterday and the weeks and months before that? It's sort of like taking a bath to get clean I think. Why would you want to bathe in your own filth? And there is only one kind of hair found in urinals and it's not from the top of your head.