Here's something fun you can do at home if you need some fun. Go out to your local hardware store and buy a bag of cement. Then, pour some of the bag on your head (this works best if you are NOT wearing a hat). You need to make sure it is raining outside because now you need to go out and walk in the rain a little bit just to get your hair damp. Finally, wait a little and behold the magic head of hair the will not let your fingers pass through it nor will it ever move out of position. Also, the light white tint it gives off is rather appealing. Of course, you can make things easier on yourself and just stand in a production plant while cement dust flies everywhere for 15 minutes. Either way, I'm taking a shower after I eat dinner.

And, since I'm all alone for dinner tonight, I'll be dining on the very fabulous Fox's Pizza. It's no Papa Johns, but they're out in Altoona and they only deliver to The Cove on Tuesdays. Pizza and beer and a head full of cement. What more could you ask for?