Solstivus! It's the holiday for kings! Well, ok so it's the holiday my family and I made up, but every year it seems to get bigger. Tonight was "The Giving of the Gifts" ceremony. This involves digging thru your house and finding a bunch of crap to give away to those you cherish most. This year I got some nice alcoholic playing cards (No Vikki you can't have them), 4 empty Alltoid containers and a cheap a** car emergency kit. Each year we have the "Hall of Fame Gifts." Such gifts of yester-year include "The Pooping Man," a pair of used sneakers, old eye glass lenses. This year the Hall of Fame Gift was a 35 year old baseball mitt and a pair of contact lenses. Each lens a different prescription.

Since this holiday is still in the works, this year we came up with the Solsti-bowl. This is the traditional outing of Solstivus. You grab the bowling shoes and head out to your local bowling place and bowl a few games. Of course be on the look out for a Solstivus Miracle!